Well we're off to a great start of the new season! In what will end up being a preview of the final week of the season, seven teams got off to a great start while the other half league now have a larger hill to climb to make it to the playoffs.
In a shocking turn of events, Houston Dinkel crushed ICT FC in Week 1 with a score of 177.54 to 80.50. The win came during the Sunday late games, leaving ICT FC with a disappointing F grade. Looks like Houston Dinkel didn't come to play around! ICT FC's best player, Anthony Richardson, exceeded expectations by scoring 23.92 points, beating their projection of 19.69. Unfortunately, Joe Burrow fell short of their projection of 25.21, scoring only 3.18 points. On the other hand, Houston Dinkel's star player, Tyreek Hill, had a field day on the field, surpassing their projection of 17.42 with an impressive 50.50 points. However, Mike Williams couldn't quite live up to their projection of 13.43, scoring only 8.50 points. With this victory, Houston Dinkel starts the season strong with a record of 1-0-0, currently sitting at the top of the standings. ICT FC, on the other hand, finds themselves at the bottom with a disappointing 0-1-0 record. Looks like Houston Dinkel came to show who's boss! Looking ahead to next week, Houston Dinkel will face off against Fowler's Heathens. After their dominant performance this week, Houston Dinkel should be feeling confident going into the matchup. As for ICT FC, they will be going up against Car Ramrod. Hopefully, ICT FC can bounce back from their rough start and put up a fight.
In a stunning victory, Fowler's Heathens dominated Team Pup-N-Suds with a score of 129.82 to 64.06. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Team Pup-N-Suds in the dust. Looks like Fowler's Heathens' A-grade paid off, while Team Pup-N-Suds' F-grade is a cause for concern. Fowler's Heathens' best player, Tony Pollard, surpassed expectations by scoring 22.20 points, beating their projected score of 15.61. On the other hand, Tee Higgins from Fowler's Heathens failed to meet expectations and scored a disappointing 0.00 points, falling short of their 13.96 projection. As for Team Pup-N-Suds, their shining star was Jalen Hurts, who outperformed their projected score of 26.99 by scoring 14.50 points. Unfortunately, Daniel Jones from Team Pup-N-Suds couldn't quite measure up, scoring only 0.46 points instead of their projected 20.72. With this win, Fowler's Heathens starts the season with a record of 1-0-0 and stands at a respectable 3rd place. Meanwhile, Team Pup-N-Suds finds themselves at the bottom of the standings with a disappointing 0-1-0 record, currently sitting in 14th place. It's a tough start for Team Pup-N-Suds, but there's still plenty of time to turn things around. Looking ahead, Fowler's Heathens will face off against Houston Dinkel next week. With their strong performance this week, Fowler's Heathens should feel confident going into the matchup. As for Team Pup-N-Suds, they'll be taking on Ginger Lightning. It's crucial for Team Pup-N-Suds to regroup and make some strategic moves if they want to bounce back from this defeat.
In a shocking turn of events, SMILF crushed All 2 Whales with a final score of 162.66 to 104.28. SMILF's victory was sealed early on Thursday, leaving All 2 Whales in the dust. It seems like SMILF didn't get the memo about their A+ grade, as they outperformed even their own expectations. Looks like All 2 Whales' D- grade couldn't save them from this embarrassing defeat. All 2 Whales' best player of the week was Calvin Ridley, who surpassed their projected score of 14.27 by scoring an impressive 29.10 points. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Josh Allen, who fell short of their projected score of 26.20 with a disappointing 14.04 points. On the other side, SMILF's star player was Christian McCaffrey, who surpassed their projected score of 18.29 with an outstanding 34.90 points. However, Adam Thielen had a rough week, falling short of their projected score of 8.73 with a measly 3.20 points. With this win, SMILF maintains their impressive record of 1-0-0 and secures the second spot in the standings. Meanwhile, All 2 Whales starts their season with a disappointing 0-1-0 record and finds themselves in 11th place. Looks like SMILF came prepared to dominate this season, while All 2 Whales has some serious catching up to do. Will SMILF continue their winning streak or will All 2 Whales bounce back from this embarrassing defeat? Next week, SMILF will face off against Captain Not-so-Morgan in what promises to be an exciting matchup. After such a dominant performance, SMILF should feel confident going into this game. As for All 2 Whales, they will have to regroup and strategize for their upcoming match against Leknid Lunatics. They'll need to step up their game if they want to avoid another crushing defeat.
In a battle of the grades, Witch Please emerged victorious over STL House Centipedes in Week 1. With a solid B+ grade, Witch Please scored 122.38 points, outshining STL House Centipedes' lackluster performance of 100.72 points. The win came early on Sunday, leaving STL House Centipedes in the dust. Witch Please's star player, Breece Hall, proved to be the shining light of the team, surpassing expectations with a whopping 21.70 points. Meanwhile, Witch Please's worst player, Lamar Jackson, failed to live up to the hype, falling short of their projected 26.03 points with a disappointing 7.56 points. On the other side, STL House Centipedes' best player, DeAndre Hopkins, managed to exceed their projection by scoring 13.50 points. However, STL House Centipedes' worst player, Jahmyr Gibbs, fell short of their projected 14.78 points with a lackluster 8.00 points. With this win, Witch Please now boasts a record of 1-0-0 and sits comfortably in 6th place in the standings. Meanwhile, STL House Centipedes' record drops to 0-1-0, leaving them in a disappointing 12th place. It seems like Witch Please is off to a strong start, while STL House Centipedes has some work to do if they want to climb up the ranks. Looking ahead to next week, Witch Please will face off against The Dictatorship in what promises to be an exciting matchup. Witch Please should capitalize on their momentum from this week and continue to dominate the competition. As for STL House Centipedes, they will be up against Autodraft Bitches, and it's clear that they need to step up their game if they want to turn their season around. It's time for STL House Centipedes to regroup, reassess their strategy, and come back stronger next week.
In a stunning victory, Autodraft Bitches defeated Leknid Lunatics with a score of 122.72 to 108.08. The win came on Monday evening, leaving Leknid Lunatics gasping at the twist of misfortune. It appears that Autodraft Bitches B+ grade paid off, while the D+ for Leknid Lunatics, while passing, wasn't something they'll want to bring home to their parents. Autodraft Bitches' best player, Justin Jefferson, neatly outscored expectations, scoring 30.00 points compared to their projected 21.94. On the flip side, Najee Harris failed to meet expectations, totaling 5.3 points and falling short of their projected 12.76 points. As for Leknid Lunatics, their top scorer was Austin Ekeler, who nearly doubled their projections, grabbing 32.40 points compared to his projected 17.05. Unfortunately, Skyy Moore from Leknid Lunatics didn't pass muster, scoring a measly 0.40 points instead of his projected 11.00 points. With this win, Autodraft Bitches start the season at 1-0-0 and sit in a comfortable 5th place. Meanwhile, Leknid Lunatics is sitting in 9th with a disappointing 0-1-0 record. It's a rough start for Leknid Lunatics, but the season is young and there's time to turn it around. Looking ahead, Autodraft Bitches will face off against STL House Centipedes next week. With their strong performance, Autodraft Bitches should feel confident going into the matchup. For Leknid Lunatics, it's crucial they turn the ship around in their next matchup against All 2 Whales.
In a battle of mediocrity, Captain Not-so-Morgan emerged victorious over Ginger Lightning in Week 1. With a final score of 119.80 to 105.42, Captain Not-so-Morgan secured their first win of the season. It seems that both teams received their grades based on a curve, as Captain Not-so-Morgan managed to scrape by with a B+ while Ginger Lightning barely avoided failing with a D+. Captain Not-so-Morgan's star player, Brandon Aiyuk, proved that projections mean nothing as he obliterated his projected score of 12.37 by putting up an impressive 37.90 points. On the other hand, Dak Prescott of Captain Not-so-Morgan failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his projected score of 21.90 and only managing to score 7.32 points. Meanwhile, Ginger Lightning's shining star was Evan Engram, who surpassed his projected score of 9.88 by a whopping 0.02 points. Unfortunately, Patrick Mahomes of Ginger Lightning couldn't find his groove, falling short of his projected score of 27.51 and settling for 18.54 points. With this win, Captain Not-so-Morgan starts the season with a 1-0-0 record and currently sits at 7th place in the standings. Ginger Lightning, on the other hand, falls to 0-1-0 and finds themselves in 10th place. It's still early in the season, but Captain Not-so-Morgan can bask in the glory of being above Ginger Lightning for now. Will Captain Not-so-Morgan be able to maintain their momentum in their next matchup against SMILF? Only time will tell. As for Ginger Lightning, they'll have to regroup and hope for a better outcome in their upcoming clash with Team Pup-N-Suds. As Captain Not-so-Morgan prepares for their Week 2 matchup against SMILF, they should take note of their strong performance this week and look to build on it. Keep relying on the unexpected heroes and surprise the league with some unconventional picks. As for Ginger Lightning, it's time to shake off the disappointment of this loss and focus on the next challenge. They'll need to step up their game and make some bold moves if they want to bounce back and secure a win against Team Pup-N-Suds.
In a tight battle that inspired no one, Car Ramrod emerged victorious with a score of 123.20, narrowly beating out The Dictatorship's 116.66. The win came on Monday, leaving The Dictatorship to wallow in defeat for the rest of the week. With a grade of B-, Car Ramrod proved that even average is enough to get the job done. Car Ramrod's star player of the week was Stefon Diggs, who surpassed his projected points by a whopping 15.11. Scoring 31.20 points, he carried the team to victory. On the other hand, Car Ramrod's worst player was Aaron Rodgers, who failed to meet his projection by a staggering 21.35 points. With a score of 0.00, he might as well have stayed on the bench. Car Ramrod's win puts them at a record of 1-0-0, currently sitting at 4th place in the standings. The Dictatorship, on the other hand, starts the season with a disappointing 0-1-0 record, finding themselves in 8th place. It seems like Car Ramrod has the upper hand this season, but can they maintain their winning streak? Looking ahead to next week, Car Ramrod will face off against ICT FC. With a solid win under their belt, Car Ramrod should feel confident going into the matchup. As for The Dictatorship, they will be going up against Witch Please. Hopefully, The Dictatorship can bounce back from their Week 1 loss and prove that their D+ grade was just a fluke.
Studs & Duds
Stud:
WR Tyreek Hill with 50.50 points for Houston Dinkel
Duds:
QB Aaron Rodgers with 0 points for Car Ramrod
WR Drake London with 0 points for Witch Please
WR Tee Higgins with 0 points for Fowler's Heathens
TE Dallas Goedert with 0 points for Captain Not-So-Morgan
TE Michael Mayer with 0 points for STL House Centipedes
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo with 0 points for ICT FC
Weekly Challenge - Houston Dinkel
This week's Weekly Challenge was To the Moon and was given to the team with the overall high score. Congrats to Houston Dinkel for winning the challenge in Week 1 with a score of 177.54 points. Next week's challenge is Big Summer Blowout and will go to the team with the biggest margin of victory. That title would have gone to Houston Dinkel this week, who won by 97.04 points.
Weekly Rankings
Houston Dinkel
SMILF
Fowler's Heathens
Car Ramrod
Autodraft Bitches
Witch Please
Captain Not-So-Morgan
The Dictatorship
Leknid Lunatics
Ginger Lightning
All 2 Whales
STL House Centipedes
ICT FC
Team Pup-N-Suds
Have a great Week 2!
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