And with that, the playoffs have been decided. There were a lot of dominos that had to fall for some people, but in the end, the field was determined pretty early on in the week. Congrats to Fueled By Ayahuasca, The Dictatorship, STL House Centipedes, and SMILF for punching their tickets to the playoffs. For STL House Centipedes and SMILF, it was win and in, and that's what they did. And thanks to a SMILF win and a win of their own, Fueled By Ayahuasca was able to grab a first round bye as well. Let's take a look at all of the games and how it shook out.
The Dictatorship extended their win streak to five games with an easy victory over Fowler's Heathens, rolling to a 74.44 point win. It was the third consecutive loss for Fowler's Heathens. The Dictatorship pulled out to a 15.6-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind Justin Jefferson (39.3 points) and DeVonta Smith (21.4) and never gave it up. Miles Sanders (37.5 points) and Deebo Samuel (14.4 points) did everything they could for Fowler's Heathens in defeat. This marks the second time this season The Dictatorship have knocked off Fowler's Heathens, after winning 142.9-121.88 in their last matchup. The Dictatorship (9-5) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs. Fowler's Heathens will be home for the playoffs, finishing the season at 7-7.
Fueled By Ayahuasca exceeded their projected point total, rolling to a 52.54 point win over Team Pup-N-Suds, who fell short of projections. Team Pup-N-Suds got out to a 15.16-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but it was all Fueled By Ayahuasca after that. They were led by Jerry Jeudy (33.3 points), and Mike Williams (29.6 points). Patrick Mahomes (37.78 points) and Joe Burrow (25.56 points) did everything they could for Team Pup-N-Suds in defeat. This marks the first time this season Fueled By Ayahuasca have gotten the best of Team Pup-N-Suds, after falling 162.82-125.66 in their last matchup. Fueled By Ayahuasca (9-5) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs, while Team Pup-N-Suds (11-3) will attempt to bounce back and make a run of their own in the postseason.
STL House Centipedes rolled to a 42.34 point win to hand Houston Dinkel their third consecutive loss. This matchup was decided almost as soon as it started, as STL House Centipedes leapt out to a 44.9-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind standout efforts from Trevor Lawrence (44.42 points) and Ezekiel Elliott (17.1). Deshaun Watson (19.34 points) carried the flag for Houston Dinkel in defeat. This marks the second time this season STL House Centipedes have gotten the best of Houston Dinkel, after winning 127.04-110.54 in their last matchup. STL House Centipedes (8-6) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs. Houston Dinkel will be home for the playoffs, finishing the season at 7-7.
SMILF extended their win streak to three games with an easy victory over Dinkel 3.16, cruising to a 39.04 point win. It didn't take long to learn who would have the advantage in this one, as SMILF jumped out to a 43.14-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind standout showings from Jared Goff (45.1 points) and Jalen Hurts (38.38). Tyreek Hill (28.1 points) carried the flag for Dinkel 3.16 in the loss. This marks the first time this season SMILF have gotten the best of Dinkel 3.16, after falling 167.32-130.12 in their last matchup. SMILF (8-6) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs, while Dinkel 3.16 (9-5) will attempt to bounce back and make a run of their own in the postseason.
Car Ramrod outperformed expectations, rolling to a 29.26 point win over Leknid Lunatics. Car Ramrod got out to a 10.10-point lead on Thursday behind Davante Adams and never relinquished it. This marks the second time this season Car Ramrod have gotten the best of Leknid Lunatics, after winning 126.42-112.92 in their last matchup. Car Ramrod ends the season on a high note, but they'll miss the postseason with a record of 7-7. Leknid Lunatics will also be home for the playoffs, finishing at 5-9.
Despite underachieving compared to projections, Ginger Lightning staged a comeback to earn a 9.8 point win over Autodraft Bitches, who actually exceeded projections. Ginger Lightning trailed 62.7-54.9 heading into Sunday night, but the team came storming back behind Austin Ekeler (24.4 points), and Tua Tagovailoa (18.6 points). Keenan Allen (21.2 points) and Chig Okonkwo (18.5) led the way for Autodraft Bitches in defeat. This marks the second time this season Ginger Lightning have knocked off Autodraft Bitches, after winning 152.58-125.98 in their last matchup. Ginger Lightning ends the season on a high note, but they'll miss the postseason with a record of 7-7. Autodraft Bitches will also be home for the playoffs, finishing at 3-11.
Despite ranking only 13th in the league in points scored for the week, All 2 Whales narrowly earned a 4.24 point win over Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan had a chance to come from behind on Monday night, but it wasn't to be. All 2 Whales led 56.30-64.00 after Sunday's action and held on for the win despite 0.66 points from Kyler Murray on Monday night for Captain Morgan. Josh Jacobs (19.4 points) and A.J. Brown (17) won the week for All 2 Whales in the victory. This marks the second time this season All 2 Whales have knocked off Captain Morgan, after winning 177.48-119.68 in their last matchup. All 2 Whales ends the season on a high note, but they'll miss the postseason with a record of 5-9. Captain Morgan will also be home for the playoffs, finishing at 3-11.
Studs & Duds
Stud - QB Jared Goff with 45.10 points for SMILF
Dud - Tennessee Titans Defense with -4 points for Houston Dinkel
Rivalry Week
There was no weekly challenge, just Rivalry Week for some bragging rights. It also ended up being a set of rematches from Week 1. Only two games flipped the script between Week 1 and Week 14, with SMILF and Fueled By Ayahuasca getting the revenge victory over Dinkel 3.16 and Team Pup-N-Suds, respectively.
Weekly Rankings
Team Pup-N-Suds*
Fueled By Ayahuasca (+1) *
Dinkel 3.16 (-1)*
The Dictatorship*
STL House Centipedes (+1)*
SMILF (+1)*
Houston Dinkel (-2)
Car Ramrod (+2)
Ginger Lightning
Fowler's Heathens (-2)
All 2 Whales (+1)
Leknid Lunatics (-1)
Captain Morgan+
Autodraft Bitches+
* clenched playoff berth
+ out of postseason play (including consolation)
Championship Bracket
Here's the championship bracket for this postseason.
Seeding is as follows:
Team Pup-N-Suds (first round bye)
Fueled By Ayahuasca (first round bye)
Dinkel 3.16
The Dictatorship
STL House Centipedes
SMILF
Here's the consolation bracket for some bragging rights.
Seeding is as follows:
7. Houston Dinkel
8. Car Ramrod
9. Ginger Lightning
10. Fowler's Heathens
11. All 2 Whales
12. Leknid Lunatics
There is no postseason matchups for the bottom two teams this season.
Welcome to the postseason. All that hard work is about to pay off for one of you.
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