Week 2 Matchup Previews
- 100% That Commish
- Sep 14, 2023
- 4 min read
Week 1 saw some big matchups and some great games. Week 2 means that some teams are hoping to continue winning while others are still hunting for their first win. Who comes out ahead?
All 2 Whales (0-1) vs Leknid Lunatics (0-1)

It's a Week 2 matchup between two teams still looking for their first win. All 2 Whales got beat pretty handily in Week 1, losing by 58.38 points. Despite the loss, they got good production from WR Calvin Ridley with 29.10 points. All 2 Whales will look to lean on Ridley again this week as they face off against Leknid Lunatics. Leknid Lunatics also had a rough Week 1, losing by 14.64 points. They did have a great showing from Austin Ekeler and his 32.40 points, but Ekeler is now questionable, leaving the future of this week's output in doubt. Who can grab their first win of the season, and who will be starting out 0-2?
Autodraft Bitches (1-0) vs STL House Centipedes (0-1)

No one saw the Week 1 victory for Autodraft Bitches. Can they pull off a surprise for a second week in a row? Justin Jefferson was the star for Autodraft Bitches in Week 1, grabbing 30 points to lead the team to victory. Can he do it again? Or will STL House Centipedes grab their first win of the season? DeAndre Hopkins exceeded expectations for this team in Week 1 with 13.5 points, but STL House Centipedes still lost their Week 1 matchup by 21.66 points. Are we in for a shocking 2-0 start from the preseason basement dweller? Or will things even out for these teams to get them both to .500?
Captain Not-So-Morgan (1-0) vs SMILF (1-0)

It's an early season matchup between two unbeaten teams. Captain Not-So-Morgan won in Week 1 with a 14.38 point victory. It was a an all star performance for WR Brandon Aiyuk, who blew his projected 12.37 points out of the water with an impressive 37.90 points in Week 1. Can Captain Not-So-Morgan keep that momentum going? Or will SMILF be too much to overcome? This is a team coming off a huge 58.38 point victory in Week 1. SMILF had a 49er also go off in Week 1 with 34.90 points from Christian McCaffrey last week. It's a battle of 1-0 teams. Who moves on to 2-0?
Witch Please (1-0) vs The Dictatorship (0-1)

The affectionately nicknamed Alimony Bowl is here early this season. Witch Please comes into this matchup with a win under their belt, taking home a 21.66 point victory in Week 1. Witch Please had a fantastic performance from Breece Hall, who racked up 21.70 points. Can he do it again for a second victory in a row? Or will The Dictatorship march into town and get their first win of the season? On the losing end of a 6.54 battle, The Dictatorship will look to close the gap and get a victory in Week 2. Which team will take this win? Can we settle it on the field, or will we need to go to court to hash out the alimony agreement once again?
Fowler's Heathens (1-0) vs Houston Dinkel (1-0)

This matchup looks to be the biggest one of the week. Fowler's Heathens came out the gates in Week 1 and had a dominating 65.76 point victory. The team was led by Tony Pollard, who scored 22.20 points. Fowler's Heathens will need a repeat performance from this team to hang with the top ranked Houston Dinkel. A team coming off the biggest win of Week 1, Houston Dinkel cruised to victory with a 97.04 point win. Tyreek Hill scored a league high 50.50 points and will look to do it again in Week 2. It's a shame that one of these teams has to lose so early, but it should be a great battle to keep an eye on.
Ginger Lightning (0-1) vs Team Pup-N-Suds (0-1)

It's another matchup between two teams still looking for their first win. Ginger Lightning was less than impressive in Week 1, suffering a 14.38 point loss. When the only player to beat their predictions is Evan Engram, Ginger Lightning knew they were in for a rough week. Can they get back on track against the current bottom ranked team? Team Pup-N-Suds came into the season as the defending champ, but had their lights knocked out in Week 1, suffering a 65.76 point blowout. Team Pup-N-Suds will look to Jalen Hurts to once again lead this team, this time to a victory. Which one of these teams can finally get out of the gates and start their run, and who will be left behind at 0-2?
ICT FC (0-1) vs Car Ramrod (1-0)

Well it can only be up from here for ICT FC. Coming off the biggest blowout of Week 1 and a 97.04 point loss, ICT FC will turn to Anthony Richardson to once again lead this team, hopefully this time to a victory. For Car Ramrod, they eked out a close 6.54 point win in Week 1. A standout game from Stefon Diggs helped lead Car Ramrod to that victory, and they'll look to do the same again this week. Will ICT FC grab an early win? Or will Car Ramrod move on to 2-0?
Enjoy Week 2!
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