And then there was 1. A single undefeated team left in the league. Week 5 saw some big wins, with 4 of the 7 matchups being decided by fifty or more points and all matchups being won by double digits. It was a bloodbath of a week that deserves to be recognized.
In a lopsided matchup, All 2 Whales crushed ICT FC with a final score of 239.64 to 98.10. The victory was sealed on Thursday, leaving ICT FC no chance to catch up. It seems like ICT FC's grade of D was a foreshadowing of their performance, while All 2 Whales' A+ grade proved to be well-deserved. ICT FC's best player, Joe Burrow, exceeded expectations by scoring 39.38 points, beating their projection of 20.45. Unfortunately, Anthony Richardson couldn't live up to their projection of 21.36, only managing to score 4.42 points. On the other side, All 2 Whales' star player, DJ Moore, dominated the field by scoring 59.00 points, surpassing their projection of 13.21. However, Brian Robinson fell short of their projection of 11.19, scoring only 8.30 points. With this win, All 2 Whales improves their record to 3-2-0 and maintains their position in the standings at number 3. Meanwhile, ICT FC's record drops to a disappointing 1-4-0, keeping them at the bottom of the league in 13th place. It seems like All 2 Whales is on the rise while ICT FC is struggling to find their footing. Looking ahead to next week, All 2 Whales will face off against Fowler's Heathens. With their impressive performance this week, All 2 Whales should feel confident going into the matchup. As for ICT FC, they will be taking on Captain Not-so-Morgan. It's time for ICT FC to regroup and come back stronger if they want to turn their season around.
In a one-sided affair, SMILF crushed Leknid Lunatics with a score of 142.44 to 58.62. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Leknid Lunatics questioning their life choices and their grade of F. Maybe next time they'll bring their A-game. While Leknid Lunatics had a disappointing performance overall, their best player Antonio Gibson managed to beat their projection by scoring 11.40 points. Unfortunately, Hunter Henry fell flat and failed to meet their projection, scoring a big fat zero. Better luck next time! With this win, SMILF improves their record to 3-2-0 and solidifies their spot at 4th in the standings. Meanwhile, Leknid Lunatics continues their losing streak, now standing at 0-5-0 and languishing at 14th place. Looks like SMILF came to play, while Leknid Lunatics might want to consider a new game plan. Looking ahead to next week, SMILF will face off against STL House Centipedes. With their dominating performance this week, they should feel confident going into the matchup. As for Leknid Lunatics, they will be up against Team Pup-N-Suds. It's time for them to regroup, reevaluate, and maybe even make a sacrifice to the fantasy gods for a much-needed win.
In a battle of the grades, Fowler's Heathens emerged victorious over Autodraft Bitches with a score of 115.26 to 61.90. Fowler's Heathens' A- grade proved to be too much for Autodraft Bitches' D-. The win came on Sunday afternoon, adding insult to injury for Autodraft Bitches. Fowler's Heathens' best player, Trevor Lawrence, exceeded expectations by scoring 22.70 points, beating their projection of 21.13. Unfortunately, Kyren Williams couldn't live up to their projection of 13.26, only managing to score 7.70 points. On the other side, Autodraft Bitches' star player was Zach Ertz, who was the only individual player to beat his projections, scoring 9 points instead of his projected 8.71. The dark cloud goes to Justin Jefferson, who only scored 5.80 points, 21.66 points below his projected 27.46. With this victory, Fowler's Heathens improves their record to 5-0-0, climbing up to the 1st spot in the standings. Meanwhile, Autodraft Bitches' record stands at 3-2-0, landing them in 8th place. It seems like Fowler's Heathens came prepared to take down Autodraft Bitches and make a statement in the league. Looking ahead to next week, Fowler's Heathens will face off against All 2 Whales. With their dominating performance this week, they should feel confident going into the matchup. As for Autodraft Bitches, they will be up against Houston Dinkel. It's time for them to regroup, reevaluate, and maybe even make a sacrifice to the fantasy gods for a much-needed win.
In a stunning display of dominance, The Dictatorship crushed Captain Not-so-Morgan with a score of 168.92 to 118.66. The victory was sealed early on Sunday, leaving Captain Not-so-Morgan to wallow in their D+ grade. It's safe to say that The Dictatorship came to play, leaving Captain Not-so-Morgan in the dust. The Dictatorship's best player, Ja'Marr Chase, exceeded expectations by scoring a whopping 61.20 points, leaving Captain Not-so-Morgan's best player, Dallas Goedert, in the dust with a mere 31.70 points. On the other hand, The Dictatorship's worst player, Bijan Robinson, may have fallen short of their projection with 11.80 points, but it was still better than Captain Not-so-Morgan's worst player, Dak Prescott, who only managed 9.32 points. With this victory, The Dictatorship improves their record to 3-2-0, climbing up to the 6th spot in the standings. Meanwhile, Captain Not-so-Morgan's record stands at 4-1-0, keeping them in a respectable 2nd place. It seems like The Dictatorship came prepared to take down the higher-ranked Captain Not-so-Morgan and make a statement in the league. Looking ahead to next week, The Dictatorship will face off against Ginger Lightning. After such a dominant performance, they should have no trouble continuing their winning streak. As for Captain Not-so-Morgan, they will have to regroup and prepare to face ICT FC. Hopefully, they can bounce back from this loss and maintain their strong record. Maybe it's time for Captain Not-so-Morgan to rethink their strategies and make some bold moves.
In a battle of the grades, Houston Dinkel emerged victorious over Witch Please with a score of 167.10 to 139.42. Houston Dinkel's A+ grade proved to be too much for Witch Please's C-. The win came on Sunday night, adding insult to injury for Witch Please. Witch Please's best player, Travis Etienne Jr., had a standout performance, surpassing their projection by a whopping 27.88 points. Meanwhile, Lamar Jackson failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projection by 12.26 points. On the other side, Houston Dinkel's star player, Tyreek Hill, exceeded expectations by 21.49 points, while Rhamondre Stevenson had a disappointing game, failing to reach their projection by 8.46 points. With this win, Houston Dinkel improves their record to 3-2-0 and moves up to the 5th spot in the standings. Witch Please, on the other hand, falls to a 2-3-0 record and finds themselves in 10th place. It seems like Houston Dinkel's A+ grade is paying off, while Witch Please's C- is holding them back. Looking ahead, Houston Dinkel will face off against Autodraft Bitches in Week 6. With their strong performance this week, Houston Dinkel should feel confident going into the matchup. As for Witch Please, they will be up against Car Ramrod. It's time for Witch Please to regroup and bounce back from this loss if they want to improve their record.
In a nail-biting showdown, Ginger Lightning emerged victorious against STL House Centipedes in Week 5. With a final score of 159.96 to 142.54, Ginger Lightning secured the win just in time for Sunday Late games. Despite both teams' efforts, Ginger Lightning's A-grade performance proved to be the deciding factor. Ginger Lightning's star player, Sam Howell, truly outshone the rest with an impressive 36.42 points, surpassing their projected 19.65 points. On the other hand, James Conner failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projected 13.09 points and only scoring 4.60 points. As for STL House Centipedes, George Pickens exceeded expectations by scoring 35.60 points, well above their projected 9.79 points. However, Davante Adams failed to deliver, scoring only 8.50 points instead of their projected 18.55 points. With this win, Ginger Lightning now holds a record of 2-3-0 and sits at 9th place in the standings. Meanwhile, STL House Centipedes' record drops to 1-4-0, leaving them in 12th place. It seems like Ginger Lightning had the upper hand this week, but can they maintain their momentum moving forward? Only time will tell. As for STL House Centipedes, they'll need to regroup and come back stronger next week to improve their standing. Looking ahead to Week 6, Ginger Lightning is set to face off against The Dictatorship. Will Ginger Lightning be able to build on their recent success and secure another victory? They should keep an eye on their lineup and make any necessary adjustments to maintain their winning streak. As for STL House Centipedes, they will be going up against SMILF next week. It's time for STL House Centipedes to analyze their previous performance, make some strategic changes, and give it their all to turn their season around.
In a battle of grades, Team Pup-N-Suds proved to be the teacher's pet, delivering an impressive A-grade performance and outscoring Car Ramrod with a score of 133.92 to 123.40. The victory was sealed on Monday, leaving Car Ramrod with a disappointing C-grade. Looks like someone needs to hit the books! Car Ramrod's best player, George Kittle, surpassed expectations with a stellar performance, scoring 27.70 points and beating their projected score by 10.24 points. On the flip side, Joshua Dobbs failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projected score by 7.60 points. Maybe they should have taken a study break. Team Pup-N-Suds' dominance over Car Ramrod solidified their standing in the league, improving their record to 3-2-0 and securing the 7th spot. Car Ramrod, on the other hand, dropped to 2-3-0 and currently sits at 11th place. Looks like Team Pup-N-Suds is making their mark while Car Ramrod is struggling to keep up.
Looking ahead, Team Pup-N-Suds will face off against Leknid Lunatics next week. With their A-grade performance, they should enter the matchup with confidence. As for Car Ramrod, they will be up against Witch Please. They'll need to step up their game if they want to bounce back from this loss. Maybe some extra credit is in order.
Studs & Duds
Stud - WR Ja'Marr Chase with 61.20 points for The Dictatorship
Dud - Dallas Cowboys defense with -1 points for Fowler's Heathens and Washington Commanders defense with -1 points for Witch Please
Weekly Challenge - All 2 Whales
This week's challenge was the Uncle Rico and went to the team with the best quarterback. That team was All 2 Whales, who saw Justin Fields go off for 45.98 points. Next week is the Clifford Franklin and goes to the team with the best wide receiver, regardless of roster position (wide receiver or flex spot). If that had been the challenge this week, The Dictatorship would have won with 61.20 points from Ja'Marr Chase.
Weekly Rankings
Fowler's Heathens (+1)
Captain Not-So-Morgan (-1)
All 2 Whales (+3)
SMILF
Houston Dinkel
The Dictatorship (+4)
Team Pup-N-Suds (+2)
Autodraft Bitches (-5)
Ginger Lightning (+2)
Witch Please (-2)
Car Ramrod (-4)
STL House Centipedes
ICT FC
Leknid Lunatics
We once again head across the pond for yet another London game. I guess the NFL really hates the idea of people sleeping in on Sunday mornings. Check your lineups nice and early!
Week 6 brings us the second bye week of the season. Only two teams are on bye this week, but you'll still need to plan accordingly.
Enjoy Week 6!
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