Week 6 was an interesting one for Shock & Awe FFL, with three games being decided by over 40 points and three other games being only single digit wins. Let's take a look and see what happened!
In a crushing battle, Houston Dinkel dominated Autodraft Bitches with a final score of 131.68 to 83.94. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Autodraft Bitches with no answers. Houston Dinkel proved that hard work pays off with their A grade. While Autodraft Bitches' best player, Garrett Wilson, managed to surpass their projected score of 13.13 points with a solid 17 points, their worst player, Baker Mayfield, fell miserably short of their 18.81 points projection, only scoring 7.84 points. On the other hand, Houston Dinkel's star player, Tyreek Hill, surpassed all expectations by scoring a whopping 38.30 points, well above their projected score of 20.84. However, David Montgomery, Houston Dinkel's worst player, failed to meet their 14.41 point projection, only managing to score a measly 4.30 points. With this win, Houston Dinkel improves their record to 4-2-0, while Autodraft Bitches' record now stands at 3-3-0. Houston Dinkel's strong performance this week catapults them to 3rd place in the standings, while Autodraft Bitches falls to 10th place. It seems like Houston Dinkel has settled into a groove, while Autodraft Bitches might need to regroup and come back stronger next week. Looking ahead to next week, Houston Dinkel will face off against All 2 Whales. Will they be able to main their performance and secure another win? As for Autodraft Bitches, they will be up against Car Ramrod. Maybe this is their chance to redeem themselves and prove that they're more than just a mediocre team. Time will tell.
In a landslide victory, SMILF crushed STL House Centipedes with a score of 143.24 to 99.00. The win came early on Sunday, leaving STL House Centipedes no chance to catch up. It seems like SMILF's A+ grade was well-deserved, while STL House Centipedes' D- grade was a generous assessment. Did STL House Centipedes even show up to play? SMILF's star player, Adam Thielen, really showed up this week, beating his projection by a whopping 20.47 points and scoring an impressive 33.50 points. On the other hand, Kirk Cousins from SMILF fell short of his projection by 11.63 points, only managing to score 10.74 points. Maybe he should have had a pre-game coffee to wake up. With this win, SMILF improves their record to 4-2-0 and moves up to 2nd place in the standings. Meanwhile, STL House Centipedes' record falls to a dismal 1-5-0, keeping them at the bottom of the league in 13th place. It's safe to say that STL House Centipedes' season is not off to a great start, while SMILF is looking like a strong contender. Looking ahead to next week, SMILF will be facing The Dictatorship. With their dominant performance this week, SMILF should feel confident going into the matchup. As for STL House Centipedes, they will be up against Leknid Lunatics. It's going to take a major turnaround for STL House Centipedes to have any chance of coming out on top. Maybe they should start looking for some lucky charms or a rabbit's foot.
In a matchup that resembled a battle between a straight-A student and a struggling underachiever, Witch Please crushed Car Ramrod with a score of 142.50 to 98.42. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Car Ramrod wondering if they should have spent less time partying and more time studying their lineup. With a grade of A, Witch Please proved that hard work and preparation pay off, while Car Ramrod's dismal grade of D only served as a reminder of their lackluster performance. Witch Please's star player, Travis Etienne Jr., showed no mercy as they surpassed their projection by 16.91 points, scoring an impressive 23.30 points. Meanwhile, Car Ramrod's best player, Stefon Diggs, managed to exceed expectations by a mere 4.97 points, scoring 25.00 points. It seems that Witch Please's entire roster was on fire, while Car Ramrod's players were more like flickering candles in a dark room. The worst player for Witch Please, Tyler Higbee, still managed to outperform Car Ramrod's worst player, George Kittle, by a wide margin. With this win, Witch Please improved their record to 3-3-0 and climbed to the 8th spot in the standings. Car Ramrod, on the other hand, dropped to a disappointing 2-4-0 record and now finds themselves in 11th place. It's safe to say that Witch Please is living up to their name, while Car Ramrod is in dire need of a game plan. Perhaps Car Ramrod should consider taking a page out of Witch Please's playbook and start putting in some extra effort. Looking ahead, Witch Please will face off against Team Pup-N-Suds next week, and based on their dominating performance, it seems like they have a good chance of continuing their winning streak. As for Car Ramrod, they will be up against Autodraft Bitches, and they better start studying up if they want to stand a chance. It's time for Car Ramrod to hit the books and make some serious lineup adjustments. Will they be able to turn things around or will Autodraft Bitches add insult to injury?
In a matchup that was over before it even began, Fowler's Heathens showed no mercy and crushed All 2 Whales with a final score of 128.74 to 116.28. The win was sealed on Monday, leaving All 2 Whales with no hope of a comeback. It seems like Fowler's Heathens brought their A-game, while All 2 Whales' performance was more of a D+ effort. Better luck next time, All 2 Whales! While All 2 Whales' best player, Kyle Pitts, managed to surpass their projected score of 9.41 with a solid 14.30 points, their worst player, Justin Fields, fell miserably short of their 23.10 projection, only scoring a disappointing 5.92 points. On the other hand, Fowler's Heathens' star player, Raheem Mostert, surpassed all expectations by scoring a whopping 40.20 points, well above their projected score of 16.62. However, Tee Higgins, Fowler's Heathens' worst player, failed to meet their 13.70 projection, only managing to score a measly 4.00 points. With this win, Fowler's Heathens continues their undefeated streak, boasting a record of 6-0-0 and sitting comfortably at the top of the standings. Meanwhile, All 2 Whales' record now stands at 3-3-0, placing them in a mediocre 6th position. It seems like Fowler's Heathens is the team to beat this season, while All 2 Whales has some catching up to do. Will they be able to turn things around? Looking ahead, All 2 Whales will face off against Houston Dinkel next week. After their lackluster performance this week, All 2 Whales needs to regroup and come back stronger if they want a chance at victory. As for Fowler's Heathens, they will be going head-to-head with Captain Not-so-Morgan. With their impressive performance this week, Fowler's Heathens should feel confident going into the matchup. However, they should not underestimate their opponent and must continue to bring their A-game. Good luck to both teams!
In a battle of ICT FC and Captain Not-so-Morgan, it was ICT FC who emerged victorious with a score of 140.56, leaving Captain Not-so-Morgan in the dust with a score of 132.48. The win came early on Sunday, giving ICT FC a reason to celebrate. With a grade of A, ICT FC proved that they were a force to be reckoned with this week. ICT FC's best player, Dalton Schultz, exceeded expectations by scoring 16.10 points, beating their projection of 7.48. On the other hand, Joe Burrow fell short of their projected 25.26 points, scoring only 18.80 points. As for Captain Not-so-Morgan, their shining star was A.J. Brown, who surpassed their projection of 16.92 points with an impressive 26.10 points. However, Russell Wilson disappointed with a score of 10.90 points, failing to meet their projected 19.40 points. With this win, ICT FC improves their record to 2-4-0, while Captain Not-so-Morgan's record now stands at 4-2-0. ICT FC's strong performance this week catapults them to 12th place in the standings, while Captain Not-so-Morgan remains in 4th place. It seems like ICT FC is finally finding their groove, while Captain Not-so-Morgan might need to regroup and come back stronger next week. Looking ahead, ICT FC will face off against Ginger Lightning in Week 7. After this impressive win, ICT FC should feel confident going into the matchup and continue their winning streak. As for Captain Not-so-Morgan, they will be up against Fowler's Heathens next week. They'll need to analyze their performance this week and make some adjustments to bounce back and secure another victory.
In a battle of average teams, Ginger Lightning emerged victorious in Week 6. With a final score of 149.68, Ginger Lightning managed to surpass their projection of 147.91. It seems like the team's B+ grade was just enough to secure the win, but let's not get too excited about these average performances. Ginger Lightning's best player of the week was Cooper Kupp, who outperformed his projection of 20.80 by scoring an impressive 33.80 points. Meanwhile, Puka Nacua failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his 16.15 projection with a disappointing 6.60 points. Looks like someone needs to step up their game next week. With this win, Ginger Lightning now holds a 3-3-0 record and sits at the 7th spot in the standings. As for The Dictatorship, their C- grade didn't do them any favors as they fell short with a score of 136.20. They currently have the same record as Ginger Lightning, but find themselves at the 9th spot in the standings. It's a tough league out there, and these teams need to step up their game if they want to climb up the ladder. Looking ahead to next week, Ginger Lightning will face off against ICT FC. Will they be able to maintain their average performance and secure another win? As for The Dictatorship, they will be up against SMILF. Maybe this is their chance to redeem themselves and prove that they're more than just a mediocre team. Time will tell.
In a nail-biting matchup, Team Pup-N-Suds managed to eke out a win against Leknid Lunatics. The victory came on Monday, leaving Leknid Lunatics wondering what could have been. Despite their subpar grades, Leknid Lunatics put up a respectable score of 120.94, but it wasn't enough to overcome Team Pup-N-Suds' score of 122.10. The best player for Leknid Lunatics was Kendrick Bourne, who surpassed his projection by a whopping 8.77 points. On the other hand, Deebo Samuel disappointed with a measly 1.10 points, falling short of his projection by 11.45 points. As for Team Pup-N-Suds, CeeDee Lamb had a standout performance, outperforming his projection by 6.26 points. Unfortunately, Gabe Davis couldn't live up to expectations, scoring only 3.10 points. With this win, Team Pup-N-Suds improves their record to 4-2-0 and solidifies their spot in the standings at number 5. Meanwhile, Leknid Lunatics continues to struggle, sitting at the bottom of the league with a record of 0-6-0. Perhaps it's time for Leknid Lunatics to consider a new strategy or maybe even a name change. Just saying. Looking ahead, Leknid Lunatics will face off against STL House Centipedes next week. Can they finally break their losing streak? As for Team Pup-N-Suds, they have a matchup against Witch Please. Will they be able to maintain their winning momentum? Only time will tell. One thing's for sure, both teams could use a little luck and maybe some better player projections.
Studs & Duds
Stud - RB Raheem Mostert with 40.20 points for Fowler's Heathens
Dud - TE George Kittle with 1.10 points for Car Ramrod and WR Deebo Samuel with 1.10 points for Leknid Lunatics
Weekly Challenge - Houston Dinkel
This week's challenge was the Clifford Franklin and went to the team with the best wide receiver (regardless of starting position). That team was Houston Dinkel, who saw Tyreek Hill score 38.30 points. This is Houston Dinkel's second weekly challenge win. Next week is the Valedictorian and goes to the team with the tight end, regardless of roster position (tight end or flex spot). If that had been the challenge this week, STL House Centipedes would have won with 27.4 points from Travis Kelce.
Weekly Rankings
Fowler's Heathens
SMILF (+2)
Houston Dinkel (+2)
Captain Not-So-Morgan (-2)
Team Pup-N-Suds (+2)
All 2 Whales (-3)
Ginger Lightning (+2)
Witch Please (+2)
The Dictatorship (-3)
Autodraft Bitches (-2)
Car Ramrod
ICT FC (+1)
STL House Centipedes (-1)
Leknid Lunatics
Week 7 brings us our biggest bye week of the season. These six teams are on bye, so plan accordingly.
Enjoy Week 7!
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