The last undefeated team has fallen. Week 7 is in the books, and with it, we're now halfway through the season. Some teams have established themselves as the cream of the crop, while others seem destined for a year of disappointment. And then there's a mess of teams sitting floating around .500 and jockeying for position as the post season starts to peak over the horizon. Let's see who did enough to get the W this week.
In a lopsided matchup, SMILF showed no mercy and took down The Dictatorship with a dominating score of 163.12 to 83.80. The victory was sealed early on Monday, leaving The Dictatorship with no chance of a comeback. With an A+ grade, My Fantasy Team proved once again that they are a force to be reckoned with. SMILF's star player, Kirk Cousins, delivered an outstanding performance, surpassing his projected score by a whopping 15.38 points. Scoring 35.02 points, he single-handedly carried the team to victory. On the other hand, K.J. Osborn failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his projection by 1.01 points. SMILF's impressive win solidifies their position in the league standings. With a record of 5-2-0, they currently hold the second spot. The Dictatorship, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 3-4-0, placing them at the eleventh spot. It seems like SMILF is destined for greatness, while The Dictatorship is stuck in a downward spiral. Looking ahead to next week, SMILF will face off against ICT FC. With their recent dominant performance, SMILF should feel confident heading into the matchup. However, they should not underestimate their opponent and continue to strategize and make smart lineup decisions. As for The Dictatorship, they will be up against Leknid Lunatics. It's crucial for The Dictatorship to bounce back from this devastating loss and put up a fight to improve their standing in the league. They need to evaluate their roster and make necessary changes to have a chance at redemption.
In a lopsided matchup, STL House Centipedes completely dominated Leknid Lunatics, winning with a score of 171.14 to 111.00. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Leknid Lunatics in the dust. With a grade of A+ compared to Leknid Lunatics' D, it's clear who the real fantasy experts are. STL House Centipedes' best player, Travis Kelce, went above and beyond expectations, scoring a whopping 41.90 points, well above his projection of 17.59. On the other hand, Leknid Lunatics' best player, Courtland Sutton, managed to beat his projection of 9.38 with a respectable 19.60 points. As for the worst players, STL House Centipedes' Deshaun Watson fell way short of his 21.15 projection with a disappointing -0.80 points, while Leknid Lunatics' Austin Ekeler couldn't quite reach his 19.95 projection, scoring only 5.60 points. With this win, STL House Centipedes improves their record to 2-5-0 and moves up to 12th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Leknid Lunatics continues to struggle, remaining winless at 0-7-0 and stuck in 14th place. It's safe to say that Leknid Lunatics' season is not going as planned, while STL House Centipedes is starting to gain some momentum. Looking ahead to next week, STL House Centipedes will face off against Team Pup-N-Suds in what promises to be an exciting matchup. With their recent dominant performance, STL House Centipedes should be feeling confident going into the game. As for Leknid Lunatics, they'll have to regroup and prepare for their next opponent, The Dictatorship. It's time for Leknid Lunatics to make some changes and turn their season around.
In a stunning display of dominance, Captain Not-so-Morgan crushed Fowler's Heathens with a score of 161.36 to 102.76. The victory was secured on Sunday night, leaving Fowler's Heathens in tears. With an impressive grade of A+, Captain Not-so-Morgan proved that they are a force to be reckoned with. Captain Not-so-Morgan's best player of the week was A.J. Brown, who surpassed his projection by a whopping 17.56 points and scored an impressive 35.70 points. On the other hand, Brandon Aiyuk failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his projection by 5.26 points and scoring only 10.70 points. With this win, Captain Not-so-Morgan improves their record to 5-2-0, solidifying their position in the standings at number 4. Meanwhile, Fowler's Heathens, despite their disappointing performance, still holds the top spot in the league with a record of 6-1-0. It seems like their luck might be running out. Looking ahead to next week, Captain Not-so-Morgan will face off against Houston Dinkel. With their current momentum, Captain Not-so-Morgan should feel confident going into this matchup. As for Fowler's Heathens, they will be up against Ginger Lightning. After their lackluster performance this week, Fowler's Heathens will need to regroup and come back stronger if they want to maintain their position at the top of the standings.
In a stunning display of dominance, Witch Please crushed Team Pup-N-Suds with a score of 181.54 to 125.46 in Week 7 of 17. Witch Please's A+ grade clearly showed why they were the superior team. They took the lead on Thursday and never looked back. The question now is, can anyone stop Witch Please? Witch Please's best player, Jordan Addison, surpassed all expectations by scoring a whopping 40.30 points, beating their projection of 12.29. Meanwhile, Justin Herbert disappointed with only 15.86 points, falling short of their 23.24 projection. On the other side, Team Pup-N-Suds had Jerome Ford as their shining star, scoring 21.40 points against a projection of 11.09. Unfortunately, Gabe Davis couldn't deliver, scoring a mere 1.60 points when they were projected to score 11.08. With this victory, Witch Please now holds a record of 4-3-0 and sits at 5th place in the standings. Team Pup-N-Suds, on the other hand, drops to 6th place with the same record. It seems that Witch Please's dominance has pushed Team Pup-N-Suds down a notch. Will Team Pup-N-Suds be able to recover and climb back up the ranks? Looking ahead to next week, Witch Please will face off against Autodraft Bitches. Can Witch Please continue their winning streak, or will Autodraft Bitches be the one to finally bring them down? As for Team Pup-N-Suds, they will be going up against STL House Centipedes. After this disappointing loss, Team Pup-N-Suds will need to regroup and come back stronger if they want to have a chance against STL House Centipedes. Good luck to both teams!
In a lopsided matchup, Houston Dinkel crushed All 2 Whales with a final score of 122.62 to 94.90. The victory was sealed on Sunday night, leaving All 2 Whales with no hope of a comeback. It seems like All 2 Whales' grade of D couldn't even save them from the wrath of Houston Dinkel's A+ performance. All 2 Whales' best player, Josh Allen, surpassed expectations by scoring 29.30 points, beating their projection by 26.03. However, the same cannot be said for Calvin Ridley, who fell short of their projection by a whopping 11.47 points, scoring a measly 1.50. On the other hand, Houston Dinkel's star player, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, outperformed with 21.40 points, surpassing their projection by 4.46. Unfortunately, Tua Tagovailoa couldn't live up to their projection, falling short by 10.34 points with a score of 13.34. With this win, Houston Dinkel improves their record to 5-2-0 and secures a solid standing at 3rd place. Meanwhile, All 2 Whales' disappointing performance drops them to a 3-4-0 record and a lowly 9th place. It's safe to say that All 2 Whales has some serious catching up to do if they want to climb the ranks. Perhaps they should consider changing their name to 'All 2 Whales-and-Done'. Looking ahead to next week, All 2 Whales will face off against Car Ramrod. After this week's lackluster performance, All 2 Whales needs to regroup and come up with a winning strategy. They can't afford to make the same mistakes again if they want to have any chance of victory. On the other hand, Houston Dinkel will be going head-to-head with Captain Not-so-Morgan. With their dominant performance this week, Houston Dinkel should feel confident going into the matchup. However, they shouldn't underestimate their opponent and should continue to bring their A+ game.
In a thrilling matchup, Autodraft Bitches narrowly defeated Car Ramrod with a score of 106.98 to 98.64. With an impressive grade of A-, Autodraft Bitches showed why they are a force to be reckoned with. Car Ramrod, on the other hand, received a lackluster C- grade, proving that they still have some work to do. Autodraft Bitches' star player, Gus Edwards, delivered an outstanding performance, surpassing his projected score by 14.67 points. Scoring 22.40 points, he single-handedly carried the team to victory. On the other hand, Devonta Smith failed to live up to expectations, falling short of his projection by 5.22 points. With this win, Autodraft Bitches improves their record to 4-3-0 and moves up to 7th place in the standings. Meanwhile, Car Ramrod continues to struggle, sitting at 2-5-0 and dropping to 13th place. It's safe to say that Car Ramrod's season is not going as planned, while Autodraft Bitches is starting to gain some momentum. Looking ahead to next week, Autodraft Bitches will face off against Witch Please. With their current momentum, Autodraft Bitches should feel confident going into this matchup. As for Car Ramrod, they will be up against All 2 Whales. After their lackluster performance this week, Car Ramrod will need to regroup and come back stronger if they want to maintain their position at the top of the standings.
In a thrilling matchup, ICT FC narrowly defeated Ginger Lightning with a score of 152.76 to 152.32. The win came on Monday, leaving Ginger Lightning wondering what could have been. With an impressive grade of A-, ICT FC showed why they are a force to be reckoned with. Ginger Lightning, on the other hand, received a lackluster C- grade, proving that they still have some work to do. ICT FC's star player, Gardner Minshew, had an outstanding performance, surpassing their projection by a whopping 30.69 points and scoring 45.10 points in total. Unfortunately for ICT FC, Brian Hoyer had a disappointing game, falling short of their projection by 16.88 points and ending with a dismal -2.84 points. As for Ginger Lightning, Patrick Mahomes stole the show, exceeding their projection by 24.03 points and racking up an impressive 52.86 points. On the other hand, Cooper Kupp failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projection by 15.01 points and finishing with a meager 6.90 points. With this win, ICT FC improves their record to 3-4-0 and moves up to 10th place in the standings. Ginger Lightning, on the other hand, remains at 8th place with a 3-4-0 record. Both teams have shown potential, but they still have a long way to go to secure a playoff spot. Will ICT FC's victory be the turning point they need to climb up the ranks? Can Ginger Lightning bounce back from this disappointing loss and make a push for the playoffs. Looking ahead, ICT FC will face off against SMILF next week. With their recent win, ICT FC will be riding high on confidence and should look to capitalize on their momentum. As for Ginger Lightning, they will have a tough matchup against Fowler's Heathens. They will need to regroup and strategize if they want to come out on top. Both teams should take this week's performance as a learning opportunity and make the necessary adjustments to improve their chances of success.
Studs & Duds
Stud - QB Patrick Mahomes with 52.86 points for Ginger Lightning
Dud - QB Brian Hoyer with -2.84 points for ICT FC
Weekly Challenge - STL House Centipedes
This week's challenge was the Valedictorian and went to the team with the best tight end (regardless of starting position). That team was STL House Centipedes, who saw Travis Kelce show out with 41.90 points. Next week is the Hands Team and goes to the team with the best wide receiver duo, regardless of position. If that had been the challenge this week, Captain Not-So-Morgan would have won with a combined 58.7 points from AJ Brown (35.7) and Christian Kirk (23).
Weekly Rankings
Fowler's Heathens
SMILF
Houston Dinkel
Captain Not-So-Morgan
Witch Please (+3)
Team Pup-N-Suds (-1)
Autodraft Bitches (+3)
Ginger Lightning (-1)
All 2 Whales (-3)
ICT FC (+2)
The Dictatorship (-2)
STL House Centipedes (+1)
Car Ramrod (-1)
Leknid Lunatics
Enjoy Week 8!
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