It's Week 8. Let's see what the games for this week look to bring us!
100% That Commish vs DINKEL 3.16
100% That Commish got another victory in Week 7 behind strong performances from Tom Brady, Chris Godwin and the waiver wire pickup of D'Ernest Johnson. Going in to Week 8, 100% That Commish gets back their normal running back duo of Austin Ekeler and Zack Moss, but will be without wide receiver Davante Adams and Mark Andrews. Meanwhile, DINKEL 3.16 is coming off a disappointing Week 7 where the majority of their team was on bye also, relying on bench fill ins Nyheim Hines, AJ Dillon, and Geno Smith with poor results. In Week 8, DINKEL 3.16 gets back Josh Allen, Emmanuel Sanders, and Najee Harris, and will hope that they can get back to .500.
Houston Dinkel vs Doc Browns Toilet Bowl
Houston Dinkel seemed to survive the bye week apocalypse relatively unscathed, with only aging Ben Roethlisberger and backup running back Alexander Mattison out on bye. Now that they're facing Week 8, they are once again down a quarterback, with Derek Carr on bye week, and still dealing with Christain McCaffrey on IR. Houston Dinkel's Week 8 opponent, Doc Browns Toilet Bowl, also won in Week 7, despite being without a tight end, with Dalton Schultz on bye and George Kittle on IR. The team was led by Jamarr Chase and Khalil Herbert in week 7, and Doc Browns Toilet Bowl will rely on the rookies once again, despite having no players on bye. It's a matchup of two Week 7 winners. Who keeps the momentum rolling in Week 8?
Team Pup-N-Suds vs Autodraft Bitches
It was another rough week for Team Pup-N-Suds, who are now 1-6 and on a four game losing streak, after a poor outing from Antonio Gibson and Chubba Hubbard in Week 7. Team Pup-N-Suds will dust themselves off and hope that Week 8 is the cure for their ailments, even though they will be without quarterback Lamar Jackson. They'll hope that Jerry Jeudy's return from IR will be a boost in the arm for the team. Their Week 8 opponent, Autodraft Bitches, is also coming off yet another loss, despite having the top running back of the week in Alvin Kamara. Autodraft Bitches will hope for a repeat performance from Kamara in Week 8, plus will get Keenan Allen back from the bye. Something's gotta give in this matchup. Which of these two teams will grab a Week 8 W and reverse their fortunes?
Leknid Lunatics vs Captain Morgan
Nobody was hit harder by the bye weeks in Week 7 than Leknid Lunatics, who didn't see a single point scored on their bench in Week 7 between the teams on bye and injuries. Leknid Lunatics gets back basically their entire lineup in Week 8, including Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins, and Ezekiel Elliott. Their Week 8 opponent, Captain Morgan, is coming off a big Week 7 win behind performances from Matt Ryan, Damien Harris, and Jonathan Taylor. Captain Morgan will look towards Tyreek Hill, Jonathan Taylor, and Matt Ryan once again Week 8 as they try and keep rolling in the W column and get to .500 on the season. It's 4-3 vs 3-4 in this Week 8 matchup to see who can get the victory.
Ginger Lightning vs The Dictatorship
This Week 8 matchup is between two teams coming off disappointing Week 7 losses. Ginger Lightning had decent showings from DeAndre Swift and Kyler Murray, but with Dak Prescott on bye, had to rely on a paltry 3.44 points from Sam Darnold. With Dak back in Week 8, anticipate Ginger Lightning making some roster adjustments to try and get this team back on track. Their opponent, The Dictatorship, is also hoping for a bounce back in Week 8. While they had a good showing, it wasn't enough to secure a victory in Week 7. They'll be missing Josh Jacobs in Week 8, but The Dictatorship will still field a strong roster with AJ Brown, Derrick Henry, and Mike Gesicki out on the gridiron. Who's going to grab the W and reverse momentum?
SMILF vs Keeping Up with the Jones'
It's no surprise that the two teams with the highest scoring wide receiver duos are both coming off wins as they enter this Week 8 matchup. SMILF continues to keep racking up wins, with only one loss on the season. Week 7 was no different, with outstanding performances from Cooper Kupp, Michael Pittman Jr, and the Tampa Bay defense. SMILF will hope for another great outing in Week 8, as they get back Mike Williams, Dalvin Cook, and Justin Jefferson from bye. On the other side of the field, Keeping Up with the Jones' is also hoping for another great week from their team. After stopping their four game losing streak behind outstanding performances from Terry McLaurin, Mike Evans, and Matt Stafford, Keeping Up with the Jones' will turn back to that group once again in Week 8. Will Keeping Up with the Jones' hand SMILF their second loss, or will the league leader keep on winning?
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