Week 9 is in the books and we saw a few small changes in the rankings. A few teams swapped places, and there was a little jostling among the top 3 teams. Scoring was also down this week, with 7 teams failing to break 100 points. Let's take a look at Week 9.
In a lopsided matchup, Captain Not-so-Morgan crushed Car Ramrod with a final score of 166.12 to 129.12. The victory was sealed early on Sunday, leaving Car Ramrod in the dust. Captain Not-so-Morgan's A+ grade proved to be too much for Car Ramrod's lackluster C-. Captain Not-so-Morgan's star player, Dak Prescott, had a field day, surpassing his projection by a whopping 20.44 points and scoring an impressive 40.36 points. On the other hand, Captain Not-so-Morgan's worst player, Aidan O'Connell, couldn't quite meet expectations, falling short of his projection by 3.92 points. Meanwhile, Car Ramrod's best player, Jake Ferguson, exceeded expectations by 14.72 points, putting up 23.10 points. Unfortunately, Car Ramrod's worst player, Zach Wilson, couldn't even come close to his projection, falling short by 7.13 points. With this win, Captain Not-so-Morgan maintains their position at the top of the standings with a record of 7-2-0. Car Ramrod, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 3-6-0, landing them in the 12th spot. Captain Not-so-Morgan's dominance over Car Ramrod is a clear indication of their superior skills and ability to climb the ranks. It seems like Car Ramrod will need a miracle to turn their season around. Looking ahead, Captain Not-so-Morgan will face off against Witch Please (Travis’ Version) next week. With their stellar performance this week, Captain Not-so-Morgan should enter the matchup with confidence and look to extend their winning streak. As for Car Ramrod, they have a tough matchup against Ginger Lightning. They'll need to step up their game if they want any chance of coming out on top. Perhaps some strategic trades or lineup changes are in order.
In a matchup that was over before the weekend even began, Fowler's Heathens crushed SMILF with a final score of 93.02 to 66.42. It seems like SMILF's grade wasn't the only thing that deserved a D, as their performance fell far short of expectations. Time to hit the waiver wire, SMILF! Fowler's Heathens's best player, Tee Higgins, really showed up this week, beating their projection by a whopping 9.09 points and scoring a solid 24.00 points. Meanwhile, Jaren Hall on Fowler's Heathens was a major disappointment, falling short of their projection by 6.93 points and only managing to score 5.22 points. Better luck next time, Jaren Hall! With this win, Fowler's Heathens now boasts an impressive 7-2-0 record and sits comfortably in 2nd place in the standings. On the other hand, SMILF's lackluster performance drops them to a 6-3-0 record and 3rd place in the league. Looks like Fowler's Heathens is on the rise while SMILF is starting to stumble. Looking ahead to next week, Fowler's Heathens will be facing off against Leknid Lunatics. With their strong performance this week, Fowler's Heathens should feel confident going into the matchup. As for SMILF, they will be going up against Houston Dinkel. After their disappointing showing, SMILF needs to regroup and come back stronger if they want to secure a win.
In a battle of mediocrity, STL House Centipedes emerged victorious over The Dictatorship with a final score of 93.50 to 70.32. The win was secured early on Thursday, leaving The Dictatorship in the dust. With a solid grade of A-, STL House Centipedes proved that they can shine, at least against a struggling opponent. STL House Centipedes' star player, C.J. Stroud, had a field day, surpassing their projected score by a whopping 42.27 points. Scoring a remarkable 60.80 points, C.J. Stroud carried the team to victory. On the other hand, Travis Kelce failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projected score by 12.91 points and contributing a measly 4.40 points to STL House Centipedes' total. With this win, STL House Centipedes improves their record to 3-6-0, climbing to 11th place in the league standings. The Dictatorship, on the other hand, continues their disappointing season with a record of 3-6-0, now sitting in 13th place. It seems both teams are destined to languish in the lower ranks of the league. Looking ahead, STL House Centipedes will face off against ICT FC next week. With their recent victory, STL House Centipedes should be feeling confident going into the matchup. However, they should still keep an eye on their projections and make sure their players continue to perform at their best. As for The Dictatorship, they have a tough challenge ahead as they take on Team Pup-N-Suds. They'll need to step up their game and hope for some breakout performances if they want to turn their season around.
In a lackluster showdown, ICT FC emerged victorious over Leknid Lunatics with a score of 118.90 to 96.62. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Leknid Lunatics to wallow in defeat for the rest of the day. Despite both teams' lackluster grades, ICT FC managed to outperform their projection, securing a solid B+ grade. ICT FC's star player, Dalton Schultz, had a breakout performance, scoring an impressive 32.00 points and surpassing their projection by a whopping 24.30 points. Meanwhile, ICT FC's worst player, Kenneth Walker III, failed to live up to expectations, falling short of their projection by a disappointing 9.84 points. On the other side, Leknid Lunatics' best player, Derrick Henry, managed to exceed their projection by a modest 6.37 points, while their worst player, Geno Smith, struggled to meet expectations, falling short by 14.61 points. With this win, ICT FC improves their record to 4-5-0 and climbs to the 9th spot in the standings. Leknid Lunatics, on the other hand, continues their dismal season with a record of 1-8-0, keeping them firmly planted in 14th place. It seems ICT FC had no mercy for Leknid Lunatics's struggling team, leaving them in the dust. Looking ahead, ICT FC will face off against STL House Centipedes next week. With their newfound momentum, ICT FC should be feeling confident heading into the matchup. As for Leknid Lunatics, they will be up against Fowler's Heathens. It remains to be seen if Leknid Lunatics can turn their season around and finally secure a much-needed win. Perhaps some strategic lineup changes are in order?
In a lackluster showdown, Autodraft Bitches emerged victorious over Team Pup-N-Suds with a score of 147.70 to 133.18. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Team Pup-N-Suds to wallow in defeat for the rest of the day. Autodraft Bitches’ star player, Tyson Bagent, had a field day, surpassing his projection by a whopping 11.98 points and scoring an impressive 22.80 points. On the other hand, Autodraft Bitches’ worst player, Garrett Wilson, couldn't quite meet expectations, falling short of his projection by 1.17 points. Meanwhile, Team Pup-N-Suds’ best player, Ceedee Lamb, exceeded expectations by 16.62 points, putting up 33.10 points. Unfortunately, Team Pup-N-Suds’ worst player, Daniel Jones, couldn't even come close to his projection, falling short by 15.26 points. With this win, Autodraft Bitches improves their record to 5-4-0, solidifying their spot at 7th place. Team Pup-N-Suds, on the other hand, falls to a 5-4-0 record and is currently sitting at 6th place. It seems like Autodraft Bitches has the upper hand in this rivalry. Looking ahead to next week, Team Pup-N-Suds will face off against The Dictatorship in what promises to be an exciting matchup. Team Pup-N-Suds will need to step up their game if they want to have any chance of turning their season around. As for Autodraft Bitches, they will be going head-to-head with All 2 Whales. It's crucial for Autodraft Bitches to maintain their momentum and secure another win to solidify their position in the playoff race.
In a battle of mediocrity, Witch Please (Travis’ Version) managed to scrape by with a win over All 2 Whales in Week 9 of 17. The winning team took the lead on Monday and held on for dear life. Despite their lackluster performance, All 2 Whales managed to earn a disappointing D+ grade, while Witch Please (Travis’ Version) barely escaped with a C+ grade. All 2 Whales' best player, Brian Robinson, surprisingly exceeded expectations by scoring 11.70 points, beating their projection of 8.02. Unfortunately, Michael Thomas failed to live up to their 12.71 projection, ending the game with a disappointing 0.00 points. On the other side, Witch Please (Travis’ Version)'s shining star was Dalton Kincaid, who outperformed their projection of 9.79 by scoring 16.10 points. However, Justin Herbert fell short of their 21.70 projection, settling for a meager 7.14 points. With this win, Witch Please (Travis’ Version) improves their record to 6-3-0 and moves up to 5th place in the standings. All 2 Whales, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a record of 3-6-0 and remains in 10th place. It seems like All 2 Whales' season is slowly spiraling down the drain, while Witch Please (Travis’ Version) manages to keep their playoff hopes alive. Looking ahead to next week, All 2 Whales will face off against Autodraft Bitches in what promises to be an exciting matchup. All 2 Whales will need to step up their game if they want to have any chance of turning their season around. As for Witch Please (Travis’ Version), they will be going head-to-head with Captain Not-so-Morgan. It's crucial for Witch Please (Travis’ Version) to maintain their momentum and secure another win to solidify their position in the playoff race.
In a nail-biting matchup, Houston Dinkel emerged victorious over Ginger Lightning with a score of 133.74 to 131.60. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Ginger Lightning with a disappointing C-grade performance. Looks like the gradebook needs some extra credit. Ginger Lightning's best player, Sam Howell, exceeded expectations and scored an impressive 25.70 points, beating their projection of 16.33. However, Patrick Mahomes failed to live up to the hype and fell short of their projected 29.38 points, only managing to score 19.80. Better luck next time! With this win, Houston Dinkel improves their record to 6-3-0, solidifying their spot at 4th place. Ginger Lightning, on the other hand, falls to a 4-5-0 record and is currently sitting at 8th place. It seems like Houston Dinkel has the upper hand in this rivalry. Looking ahead, Houston Dinkel will face off against SMILF next week. Will they continue their winning streak or will SMILF put up a fight? As for Ginger Lightning, they will be up against Car Ramrod. It's time to regroup and strategize for a comeback. Maybe some extra practice sessions are in order.
Studs & Duds
Stud - QB CJ Stroud with 60.80 points for STL House Centipedes
Dud - WR Michael Thomas with 0 points for All 2 Whales
Weekly Challenge - Captain Not-So-Morgan
This week's challenge was the Earl Megget and went to the team with the best running back (regardless of starting position). That team was Captain Not-So-Morgan, who benefited from 27.9 points from Rachaad White. Next week is the He's Got Legs and goes to the team with the best running back duo, regardless of roster position (running back or flex spot). If that had been the challenge this week, Captain Not-So-Morgan would have won witha combined 45.8 points from Rachaad White (27.9 points) and Aaron Jones (17.9 points).
Weekly Rankings
Captain Not-So-Morgan (+1)
Fowler's Heathens (+1)
SMILF (-2)
Houston Dinkel
Witch Please (Travis' Version)
Team Pup-N-Suds
Autodraft Bitches (+1)
Ginger Lightning (-1)
ICT FC (+1)
All 2 Whales (-1)
STL House Centipedes (+2)
Car Ramrod
The Dictatorship (-2)
Leknid Lunatics
Week 10 has four more teams on bye. These are the teams on bye this week. Plan accordingly!
We're back to Germany this week as the Colts and the Patriots head to Frankfurt. It's another early morning kickoff, so set your alarms to double check your lineups before kickoff!
Enjoy Week 10!
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